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[peter @brenchieboy]

@APCOAUK how can you reject my appeal when I clearly have an active autopay set up? This was confirmed by your helpdesk at the time of checking. Seems a bit of a scam to me.
Now have to waste more time with the POPLA appeal.

[peter @brenchieboy]

@GWRHelp Hi are trains running from Exeter to London?

[peter @brenchieboy]

@noelfielding11 to replace @GreggAWallace on Master Chef. A bit of humour rather than just shouting about butter and creaminess!

[peter @brenchieboy]

Bricktop’s love child? #universitychallenge

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When you organise an opening ceremony through Wish! #OpeningCeremony

[peter @brenchieboy]

@ServicingStop how do I speak to somebody? Your chat says that all your operators are busy, the customer support line is silent and you have no phone numbers? At an absolute loss in getting information. Your chatbot goes round in circles too!

[peter @brenchieboy]

@amy_tisi To be fair, our previous MP had a similar level of visibility.

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@WhittallClive @implausibleblog Just missing the pork market to replicate the same effect.

[peter @brenchieboy]

Watching England and I can hear my hair growing.

[peter @brenchieboy]

Leaked footage of England’s last training session

#ENGvSLO

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@YorkshireSlang Anything above Islington.

[peter @brenchieboy]

Self Assessment to get back the £4k you’ve taken by mistake instead of £400.

[peter @brenchieboy]

@HMRCcustomers three times I’ve now called. Gone through all the security checks and the system tells me you can’t deal with the call right now. How on God’s earth do I get my money back after your massive mistake?

[peter @brenchieboy]

@HMRCcustomers Sofia, nothing urgent. Just a general query relating to a massive mistake by one of your colleagues has left without cash for the weekend and bank charges incurred. It’s okay, I’ll wait until Monday when I should be working to sit on hold for an hour due to increased demand.

[peter @brenchieboy]

@GWRHelp so far it’s a landslip, power line damage and now a fire at Burnham station? Is it the start of the apocalypse or just another normal day on @GWRHelp ?

[peter @brenchieboy]

@RosieisaHolt I’ve followed the advice, gone full circle and ended up punching myself in the face.

[peter @brenchieboy]

@AuschwitzMuseum I’m new to this page but try and remember every face and name that appears each day. Please keep posting to remind us all where politics and brutality can lead us to.

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@dog_rates this is Mabel, otherwise known as Lady Twatterly. She has a thing for opera, Mozart and Thelonius Monk. Bottom line, she’s a bit of a twat.

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@AdamAfriyie @HuwMerriman Cutting to the core of the issues. Well done!