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@escapefrommelos "A country of sons of bitches' whores" what? that's what it says but that sounds so stupid in any language

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I can’t take joy in the Mets anymore but I am schadenfreude-ing at Freddy Peralta and Edwin Díaz getting cooked

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What’s the story with Cori Bush? I wouldn’t expect a schmuck like Bell to have so much staying power

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@harrisonjaime I know it’s hard for you to accept Muslims but I promise you’ll be okay

[🅱️🐕 @brend0g_]

I try to stop caring about this dumbass team but I rlly wanna know how these guys r gonna do

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Mets To Select Cristian Pache, Nate Lavender https://t.co/BQw0J0WthH

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@washingtonpost Is this ai generated

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Should I get an Eric Wagaman jersey

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Huascar Brazobán says goodbye to the Mets:

"Thank you New York. You welcome this long time rival. Super thankful to the Mets staff, teammates and amazing Met fans for everything you have done for me. El fénix 🐦‍🔥 gracias"

(via IG/el_fenix_1513)

[Joshua Robert @JoshuaRobert56]

The best part of today’s #Mets game was the following line from @HowieRose:

“Here’s Jorge Polanco, batting .135… wait! 135? That’s not a batting average, that’s the Seaford Oyster Bay Expressway!”

I am going to miss that man in the @MetsBooth more than anyone can comprehend.

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Touching grass but looking at the Mets in the car. Fucking embarrassment

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

Y’all thought I was kidding

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I’m sorry but there has to be some sort of conspiracy here. This is one of the worst trades I’ve ever heard of

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The Tigers' haul for Tarik Skubal 🐅

OF Zyhir Hope - L.A.'s No. 5 prospect - Currently in Double-A
RHP River Ryan - L.A.'s No. 7 prospect - Currently in Triple-A
RHP Brady Smith - 2023 third-round pick - Currently in High-A

Did Detroit get enough for the two-time Cy Young Award winner? 🤔

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the people i met in greece liked day drinking and foraging for wild greens to eat

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

one day the half of the mediterranean that likes fresh vegetable dishes and having a clean ass will unify with the half of the mediterranean that likes cured pork and day drinking and humanity will ascend to the next level, having perfected civilization

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@AnthonyDiComo He started off great then he lost it. Phenomenal?!

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Fireworks tn are sponsored by Hard Rock Metropolitan Park we r officially cursed

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Carson Benge my mf goat

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I LOVE CONCERTA

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both of them make me sleepy but sativa makes me go OOGABOOGABOOGA and indica makes me go derrrrrrrrrrrr

[The third Michael @RayFishFillet]

Firmly on team “I’ve never been able to discern a single difference between any strain or type of weed I’ve ever smoked”

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That ratio says it all.

[New York Mets @Mets]

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@berniemoreno Max Miller burned your daughter with boiling water. He beat your granddaughter until her collarbone broke. But you don’t care. You betray your own family for the chance to snuggle closer to Trump, a senile oaf who forgets who you are instantly after each encounter.