sev💫

life's g☻☻d

[sev💫 @brendajmon]

Kelsey’s mom watching the bachelor tonight #TheBachlor

[grace! @gracektrott]

sunday’s are meant for this

[pj @pjayevans]

The football should randomly explode

[James @CaucasianJames]

bowling tonight. puss in boots movie tomorrow. my life is amazing

[fredesque @FredTaming]

i call everyone i see in public tony hawk just in case

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The president of 2084 probably watching cocomelon right now

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Apply to jobs you aren’t qualified for. Lie on your resume. Leave friends as references. Build out fake portfolios. Make fake companies on linked in and link to them as former employers. Get the job figure it out. Don’t pay debts ever. Dislocate both shoulders boxing. Be a man

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Be careful what you wish for” ok I will be careful of a very large sandwich

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I have a very serious condition called "needing to be cozy all the time"

[sev💫 @brendajmon]

Amazon is Santa for adults

[morrissey is a pussy @BasedPanda]

Y’all be like “photo dump” and post pictures of the wall and some trash on the floor

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is absolutely the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

i think about this everyday

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

November 1st:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we’re headed into our THIRD COVID WINTER so we should get to cancel daylight savings as a treat