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wifey | mama 🦋

[BG @brengoulet]

I’m getting married y’all 💍💐

[BG @brengoulet]

#Thebitchisback

[BG @brengoulet]

Things you fight about when married:

I took a light fixture down to replace it & now the lights won’t turn on. My husband is silently hating me rn….

Ps this tweet was way funnier in my head

[BG @brengoulet]

Man I used to ride around smokin blunts to Mr. Rager & now I ride around listening to Cocomelon & chugging iced oat milk coffee 😂

[BG @brengoulet]

Let’s normalize being able to tell your family you had a miscarriage on your own time & pace without them making it about themselves. Who tf gets offended bc you didn’t pick up the phone right away to tell them you lost a child?

[BG @brengoulet]

I don’t think about my past too often, but when I do I cannot BELIEVE what I put up with & what I went through. Idk how I got so lucky to have such an amazing husband and daughter 🤷🏼‍♀️

[BG @brengoulet]

Almost a year after having Harper and this kid still cries all the time. I don’t think anyone told me they would still cry this much... idk how ima have another one of these gremlins 😅

[BG @brengoulet]

Getting day drunk on a boat & waking up in my bed completely disoriented is a complete vibe. Glad to know I still got it🤘🏻

[BG @brengoulet]

I would take high school depression over new mom depression any day of the week. When they say PPD can last up to the first year they were not lyin 🙃

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[BG @brengoulet]

I need the secret to getting my pre-pregnancy body back as well as my energy and sex drive bc I feel like a sack of not so sexy potatoes

[BG @brengoulet]

I was gonna go to the gym but decided to clean my house and bake banana bread instead 🤷🏼‍♀️🧑🏼‍🍳

[BG @brengoulet]

It’s so hard to believe that Mac is gone

[BG @brengoulet]

It only took me about 9 months to change my last name but I’m officially & legally a Goulet 😂

Cheers to wifey life🥂

[BG @brengoulet]

My husband & I have been together for two years & I swear I still love him just the same, if not more 😭

[BG @brengoulet]

Tomorrow is my birthday & I actually forgot... holy fuck I’m old and senile

[BG @brengoulet]

Holy shit I can’t wait for this election to be over so everyone can stop arguing over social media😅

[BG @brengoulet]

Idk if I cried more being a mom or being a teenage drama queen who didn’t get her way. Either way, being a mama is SO fucking hard sometimes.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i can’t remember the last time my stomach functioned properly

[kyle @butnotoften]

anyone sympathizing rn

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is