Bren

too silly for my own good

[Gowanus Canal Official @gowanusofficial]

Tortured gibbon needs a moment of privacy

[Bren @brenguig]

@horselverkellie i was so confused when i saw that

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

Tried to eat something that wasn’t noodles today like a fucking idiot

[Bren @brenguig]

me and twin trying to impress magician trade

[Bren @brenguig]

my friend got arrested and asked me to post bail. okay? what now?

[Bren @brenguig]

Seussian Pinegrove be like "Thneed 2"

[Bren @brenguig]

@horselverkellie what the hell omg

[Bren @brenguig]

sushi snd phish food got me feeling seasick

[Bren @brenguig]

eyedrops are like chug jug for your eyes

[Bren @brenguig]

meatball sub
chicken parm
keep me from danger
keep me from harm

[Bren @brenguig]

whenever i hold the door for someone at wawa they stare at me like i'm a freak and walk past me without saying anything

[Bren @brenguig]

@PanasonicDX4500 yeah :)

[Bren @brenguig]

thank god Those Who Toil have shoveled the sidewalks and walked to work in the snow so i can #consumeproducts yayyyy :D

[Bren @brenguig]

whoever put one bundle of parsley in the cilantro section you have 1 enemy

[Bren @brenguig]

uhhh let me be sphere

[Bren @brenguig]

Bohrok Obama

[Bren @brenguig]

@arms2long you look radiant

[Bren @brenguig]

@horselverkellie let's go woods

[Bren @brenguig]

i'm at the snail salon getting my shell buffed

[Bren @brenguig]

@duskalanreal i think it's best when adding boiling water and waiting tbh