Brenlactus

Star God, Cosmic Gourmand, Keen Cyclist, NetRunner

[Brenlactus @brenlactus]

@drboolean Take heart in knowing that thine sterling course brought tears of joy and enlightenment to a devourer of worlds #frisby4eva

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@thefrogprincess MWAHAHAHA #evillaugh MWAHAHAHA #redux It will never leave Oxford again... so says BRENLACTUS! #cosmictruth

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@rotage Whatever thy choice the outcome will be the same... thine decks will bend knee before the glorious play of a cosmic star gourmand!

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@thefrogprincess I am fasting until Saturday... when I will drink deeply of the river of salty tears from the Reading and Aldershot metas.

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Zounds! @thefrogprincess Catherine thou art spoiling The Bell! Future winners will live in the shadow of thine incomparable generosity.

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@NetrunnersUK @MMtheBLM Know that your ruthlessness pleases Brenlactus! May thy lack of mercy stand thee in good stead for future rounds

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@Andy60ten Thou cannot hide from the gaze of Brenlactus. Mine All-Seeing-I will seek thee out and Scorch thy flesh. So says Brenlactus!

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Attending a delightful cookery class tonight in Oxford's castle surrounds... in disguise of course @sophiescookery

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@ThirstyMeeples Lock up your caramel biscuits and your creamy milkshakes for Brenlactus will be there and his hunger for cyberpunk is vast.

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@ThirstyMeeples Hold a copy of Intervention behind the counter for me & earn the boon of a star god. My cosmic star chariot lands tomorrow!

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@brenlactus tremble, for he comes to the holy hold. The rituals shall be made, the undeserving sacrificed

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@ThirstyMeeples Know that Brenlactus will be descending on thy sanctuary! Be sure to have viands and vittles for for a star god to hand!

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@neoreadinggrid Know that Brenlactus has a galaxy to devour so cannot be there today. Savour thy respite mortal for Brenlactus will return

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@ThirstyMeeples Brenlactus will be attending! The hunger of this star god will only be assuaged by sausage rolls so have a good stock handy.

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@thepandalion Good to see you too. We must play again soon. The others said the GNK you organised was top banana, maybe there? #panda4ever

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@elvortel The rain thou feels 'tis the condensation cloud as thou draws near my Worldship. 'tis not too late to turn back and save thyself.

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@elvortel Know that thy agonies are as cosmic music to the star-spanning ears of... @brenlactus! #mwahaha

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@Andy60ten Thy worry is as sweet mead and sweeter drink to the belly of... @brenlactus! Make merry tonight for tomorrow... #ominous #drums

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@neoreadinggrid I have not forgotten. Tomorrow is a day that will live long in thy memory... for I will grind your dreams into cosmic dust

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And as last remaining eligible player, Joey wins The Bell! He'll defend it in just 6 days in Reading!