The Dog Mother

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS OF OFFICER WILSON'S INJURIES.

[Essex Mortimer Dogg @essdogg]

"She's flappin'! Oh god, she's flappin'!"

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

So wait, Jared Leto said NOTHING about trans people but plugged his band and talked about Ukraine.

[G-Spot @GspotLA]

In a perfect world Karen O would win the Oscar but you know super shitty cunt ass lame shitty ass lame ass U2 will win! 👎👎

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

So science just proved that listening to Tyson Beckford talk about fashion will shave at least ten IQ points off in an instant.

[Kate Aurthur @KateAurthur]

No.

[Kate Aurthur @KateAurthur]

Jessica Roberts! Is this a joke? #Oscars

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Jessica Roberts? #Oscars2014 #tyson

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Half a Xanax & a PBR. This introvert is ready to be social.

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

41 year old home body going to a hip hop show on a Thursday night. What's wrong with this picture?

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Fucking shoot me

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Shoot me

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

I hate Sunday nights because I hate sleeping alone & the next day is Monday. #cantsleep

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Or maybe I'll just create a Chinese New Year party Pinterest board.

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

I kinda want to have a Chinese New Year party. It's Jan 31st.

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

@MsKristiina totally

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Ughhhh 2 am, awake & getting a cold!

[The Dog Mother @brenmil]

Still traumatized from my family Christmas Eve party.