Hannah Brennan

•Romans 8:18•Troy U '20•

[samantha @costin_samantha]

y’all my friend just posted this on her story I’m deceased 😂😂😂 @bax_ashley

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

#BestOfThrowbackBlackTwitter Part 9

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

#BestOfThrowbackBlackTwitter Part 6 https://t.co/I82x5MSCnE

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

#BestOfThrowbackBlackTwitter Part 23

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

MOODT

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Dear Parents: If your toddler can not endure 45 minutes without a juice box, then they do not belong in my Sunday School class. No exceptions!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Could you imagine loving and raising a child only to have that child record a live concert on their phone?

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

It has been brought to my attention that there has been some tomfoolery online today. I condemn tomfoolery in all its forms and am calling on all perpetrators to start taking the world wide web seriously forthwith.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

THERE IS NO EXPIRATION DATE ON THIS DENTAL FLOSS

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Ways I am superior to ducks:

1. I can buy my own bread. Don't need handouts

2. Lower likelihood of a fox eating me and my family

3. Better Penmanship

4. Have my own bank account (I know Scrooge McDuck had a bank account but he was fictional. I'm talking about real ducks ONLY)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. before the human left the household today. they promised my fren and i. they’d come home early. so we can go on a family adventure. i shall wait by the door. until that time

[relatable @byreIatable]

It’s that point in the semester

[Hannah Brennan @brennan_hk]

@ashface_13 @bkpaige_b A true friend right there ^^^

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

We used to make MoonPie golf balls but they were too easy to slice lol did that make sense I have literally never played golf

[Montgomery Biscuits @BiscuitBaseball]

if you then you don’t
don’t love deserve
me at my me at my

[mark @markgoldbach]

The Baudelaire children: That's literally Count Olaf right there please he's going to kidnap us again
Every other character: