lizard bee

they/she. useful gay. usually tired. but never of rachel bloom, d’arcy carden, or meryl. always missing peanut the dog! let’s go, lesbians!

[lizard bee @sweatingrandma]

did y’all know that if you miss hitting a baseball 40 times, everyone will only watch you the one time you hit it? a damn good day to be a peach 🍑🥰 #LeagueOfTheirOwn

[Nicola (Νίκη)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @I_Heart_Crows]

Just a bit…

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

every time i go grocery shopping i am apparently the only person on earth that still knows how to move through a public space effectively

[welcome to our trash revolution @trash_panda97]

crazy how this case and the prairieland 9 aren’t getting more attention. do people not realize what’s happening? the trump admin is rounding activists up for doing nothing except nonviolently opposing their fascism. if they can do it to these people they can do it to you too.

[Maria Figuereo🇩🇴 @figtion]

I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

And honestly? That’s enough

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#BlowUpDataCenters

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

i firmly believe that if you’re covering a song then you should not be allowed to change the pronouns in the lyrics unless it’s to make the song gayer

[Callie 🏳️‍⚧️ @morningcallie]

having a lesbian want you is like taking every drug ever all at once

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

It’s literally the data centers

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[pearl @PearlWrap]

girls with glasses are so gay, like what do you even need them for? to see boobs?????

[katie @joolswhore]

here’s my mild take on this: the frizzle family has been played entirely by lesbians thus far and i think it should always be that way

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day