'Fuck you! Why did I do that? It's your fault I can't relax. Nothing's changing while I'm sitting here with both hands glued together.' -Modern Baseball
@victographs @needslunchmoney @pissg0blin@avanatalle @freckledbek BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING MISS ME THERE I SAID IT I GUESS I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A FEW MONTHS
Warning if you go to the U.S you have the slight chance of getting cought up in a shooting. Instead of getting stabbed with screwdrivers, having acid thrown at you, being ran over by a semi-truck, or idk getting a feel of culture by getting fucking raped several times
Today we issue a travel warning calling for travelers & visitors to the United States to exercise extreme caution & have a contingency plan when travelling throughout the country. This is due to ongoin rampant gun violence in the United States.
I'm so fucking cool I hate Trump Trump dumb dumb I'm so cool and thoughtful no one has ever had my viewpoint man I'm so awesome I love how epic I just trolled those conservitards
People who think Obama is still their president can fuck right off. It's not cool or smart to think that. You're literally just being illogical. I understand liking Obama more than Trump, but ffs that doesn't mean you can just downplay the fact that Trump is president.