Rook-E Monster

Evertonian. Ideas man extraordinaire. UTFT

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My game feed is a few seconds behind a Canuck fan with an airhorn down the block. They sound it every Canuck goal and it’s ruining the series. Airhorn guy is out there somewhere…#Canucks @risingaction @TheStanchion

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@RealEmirHan Looks like when Harry Met Lloyd! Coupla dweebs ova here.

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@RichBucciarelli Only a matter of time before employers start billing applicants for their time during job interviews.

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@604RAW Ummm, is that value based on the MSRP of the luxury goods? I shed no tears for Rolex or Louis Vuitton. Stop violent repeat offenders!

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@TaraBull He looks like Samberg from dick inna box.

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@jarmstrongbc @JanetBrown980 @yvrairport @GlobalBC @CUrquhartGlobal Nothing like paying for “airport improvement fees” on every ticket and this shit happens. We should be compensated for every dollar wasted. Simply inept or painstakingly corrupt?

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@TheUFCStats BMFs stand and bang. I have a new belt, it’s called the “Be My Guest, Go Back To Brazil If You Want to Watch This Fucking Garbage, Mother Fucker”

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@SkySportsPL We just want consistency. Wirtz is offside last week, goal stands. Dalot high tackle on Doku, yellow card, Keane gets a red for an inadvertent hair pull. It’s a joke and unwatchable. I never celebrate a goal in the moment because there may be a foul 14 minutes ago to rule it out

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@jackrichrdson They can’t risk his Mom coming with him. The locals: with their olive oil voices and Guinea charm?! We can’t be made to look RIDCULOUS!!!

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@WyattDuncan This guy, no doubt.

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@BOD1878 @NilSatisNews Should he move to the center? I think he’s too isolated on the wing. He gets triple teamed and we don’t have the quality to exploit the over coverage.

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@rickygervais Dutch-door action!

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@kareemformayor

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@TheRobbeo @Justin_Gaethje 😂😂😂

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@MarioNawfal @grok what interview is this from?

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@al5252 @Variety Not the same. This is an evil trillionaire.

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@jonatmurp @Azcargo1962 When Grealish played for City he was clever for drawing fouls. Now he’s at Everton, they question his integrity. 🤷🏻‍♂️ The “big club” bias is real.

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@SkySportsNews Who takes the England job from him? Pope? Trafford, Ramsdale? Only Raya beat him for the PL Golden Glove. Pickford is class and bless him for staying at Everton. United would die for a Pickford.

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@KillerMike Method Man, Chali Tuna, Snoop Dogg, Too Short, El-P, Rza, Andre 3000…..

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@ALANMYERSMEDIA I blame analytics and probabilities. Kompany’s golazo vs Leicester is an example a footballer trusting his abilities and ignoring the 0.02 xG that chance had. Analytics makes for a dire watch but there’s too much money at stake for artistry. It’s math now.

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@Nick___Collins Surely, he wasn’t “kicking off.”