Breonna Thomas

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

“If at first you don’t succeed just keep on suckin’ until ya do succeed”

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Betty White died and I dropped my blankie in a puddle… wake me up in 2023

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Just your daily reminder to adopt and not shop whenever it comes to pets

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Sometimes I just really wish I was a piece of shit who did things without feeling guilty

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Being insecure and controlling is exactly how you end up in a relationship based on lies.. the amount of people who don’t understand this gets me every time 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Snow is sticking to the ground & my mom and I have outside Christmas decorations up… no one can ruin my mood right now

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Doggies >>>>>> cats

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Never forget to hug your family every chance you get..

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

My heart is broken 😢

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Warner Bros. Television mourns the loss of James Michael Tyler, a beloved actor and integral part of our FRIENDS family. Our thoughts are with his family, friends, colleagues and fans. ❤️☕️

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

@jenuhhh_ The one & only reason I ever consider going back into the group chat… so I can send you texts like this 🥲

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Me: *hears/feels something wrong with my car*

Also me: *turns the music up & acts like everything is ok because I don’t need that negative energy*

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

@Beet_R I’m actually sick 😞

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

It amazes me how I drink warm titos like it’s water but I take one dose of NyQuil & almost immediately throw it back up

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

The amount of tik toks I’ve seen the past few days making jokes about 9/11 honestly makes me sick to my stomach…

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Started out my day by seeing someone’s doggy hit on Valley View… my whole week is now ruined 😭😭

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

So when I was on the Bay Bridge the other day a spider decided to hang down from the windshield on the inside of the car... talk about a true near death experience...

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

It’s unbelievable how every time I lay down & get comfy my bladder is just all of the sudden full

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

Waking up from a super happy dream and realizing none of it is real might be one of the most depressing things ever

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

@Aderistotle That thing is SO scary

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

I just overheard this guy say “I put a shot of vodka in my water to get the water down”... I’ve really never truly related to something more

[Breonna Thomas @breonna__thomas]

I fly somewhere at least once a year & I swear my fear gets worse every single time 😅