Brest Fiend

Galactic Pot Healer.
Completely satire. 21+ mature content.
Nothing I say can be held against me.

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Practice safe sex so you'll be prepared for danger sex

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I change my own oil and my car's too

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Thank God it's Fried Egg Friday

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I can't believe tomorrow is white Saturday already

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Don't forget to look both ways before crossing your eyes and dotting your tees

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@xxes4eyes That's it!

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I feel like I'm supposed to buy something but I don't know what

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On shanksgiving you just know a turkey gonna get stabbed

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Where did you guys learn to tweet? Did you have a scholarship?

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Happy Ingenious People's Day!

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Honestly, I think Darth Vader should have been paying child support that whole time

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Take time out of your busy night to tell a total stranger that you love them while they sleep and stroke their hair too while you're at it

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Jimmy crackhead and I don't care

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Just a ton of people wondering around.
That's what life is all about.

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When I take a dump, people notice

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I never should have married my dad

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Please don't correct my grammar. She's just a sweet old woman. Please leaf her bee.

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@illegit_tomasi @Brian92282745 Better then none, I assume

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It's interesting to think about the fact that there are roughly the same number of people in the world as there are testicles

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There are drugs to help you quit drugs if you don't want to take drugs

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@aronsaidwhat Much better

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So who exactly is doing all the thanksgetting?