The receipt for my pizza purchase suggested I share with my friends just how easy it is to order their pizza online.
I've done that just now, but want to add it's also just that easy to give up on dinner plans and sink into the couch in greasy pizza shame.
@stullong Congratulations! It’s been an honor to work for and with you for the past few years doing some awesome work. You will be missed immensely, sir!
didn't think i was too tired until i found myself at a stop sign early this morning waiting for it to turn green. Pro tip: stop signs don't change colors. #justaweebitexhausted
I conservatively estimate I’ve stolen at least 500 pens from work over the past 5 years, yet I can’t find one this whole week. ...swimming in tape dispensers, though.
The protocol around our home office is now parallel to a home with a single bathroom:
Wife: [knocks quietly], are you done in there, I have to use it
Me: I'm almost done, I’ll hurry
Wife: [3 minutes later, coughs loudly]
Me: sorry, this is taking longer than anticipated
Doing a little informal research: as a parent/caregiver what support from educators would be the most helpful when home with kids for next month or more to continue learning?
*These* are the times when we realize having decision makers in our schools who represent our diverse communities really matter. #noteveryonecanconnect
Got to spend the day with Common Sense Media’s @SueThotz learning about realistic K-12 digital citizenship implementation. Have a lot to do, but @canbyschools is up for the work ahead. #NCCE2020
@ACPEnw “Holy crap, dad...you should always go to this conference!” Said after handing my son the boundless opportunity housed within his new cardboard VR headset. #acpenw
Members of the @canbyschools Technology Advisory are happily absorbing SO MUCH CONTENT, and will take back MANY new tools for integrating technology into our classrooms! #iPDX19@oetc@CanbyLearns
A few months ago I snapped my 15 year old @OrvisFlyFishing rod as I drove a rough (very rough) mountain road in search of PNW trout. A few weeks later, due to Orvis standing by their product, I'm staring a brand new Recon rod. Thank you...you've got a lifelong customer.
Nobody is talking about this issue. Everyone needs to be. Thanks to local school leaders for standing up to cybercrime. https://t.co/9gOI2suEa4 #clackcoedu