Bret Crotts

There is risk of loss in trading futures. It is not suitable for everyone. Opinions are my own.

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

The US National Debt has increased by over $450 billion since July 1st.

The Federal Government continues to borrow from our future to spend money like drunken sailors today.

Everything they said about "balancing the budget" was a lie.

Video: https://t.co/1Jh57s0cGc

[Bret Crotts @bretcrotts]

@SecRollins @USDA The latest “deal” with China has them buying almost, but not quite, as many of our Ag products as they did before Trumps first term.

[Romulo Lollato @KSUWheat]

#wheat field in Harper Co KS wanting to get cut soon! Hot dry windy conditions may make this field ready in a few days, although kernels are still quite soft #wheattour26 @KansasWheat @KStateAgron

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Today, a CIA whistleblower sat before my committee and confirmed what I've said for years: government officials, including Dr. Fauci, deliberately misled the American people about the origins of COVID-19. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is sworn testimony. 🧵

[Brian Sieker 🌾 @SiekerSales]

In honor of the radio silent #wheattour26. Best meme wins a rain gauge. Just a few rain gauges left, are they cursed or lucky. Its all perspective.

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

@785SportsKSU Seeing Thicc Willie’s identity revealed is how I imagine Gotham residents feel when they find out who Batman is

[Josh Linville @JLinvilleFert]

The Strait of Hormuz has got to be the most expensive game of red light/green light in history.

I cannot keep up. Is it open or closed this weekend?

[Ron Hays @Ron_on_RON]

Mexican Authorities Report New World Screwworms Found 80 Miles from US Border https://t.co/bCviLstKX3

[GrainStats 🌾 @GrainStats]

what it feels like trading commodities during Donald Trump's tariff wars

[Bret Crotts @bretcrotts]

@SecRollins @USDA @POTUS Bit of a typo there.

[Bret Crotts @bretcrotts]

@bennyjohnson It appears to be running empty. Why bother?

[Bret Crotts @bretcrotts]

@GrainStats @NebGradDubDub Look at the daily sales posted Nov 18,19,20

[Garden City Athletics @BUFFSAthletics]

#1HERD

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is the greatest tweet ever

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Nobody wants to die for a multicultural economic zone.

[Eric Yeung 👍🚀🌕 @KingKong9888]

“Synopsis
JP Morgan is making a historic silver bet. The bank now holds over 750 million ounces of physical silver, adding 21 million ounces in six weeks. It exited 200-million-ounce paper shorts, leaving zero short contracts for the first time. Physical supply is tightening as the U.S. Mint reports coin shortages. COMEX open interest is 244% of registered silver, lease rates near 30%, and 169 million ounces moved to non-deliverable vaults.”

Read more at:

https://t.co/ixfqbcln7T

[GrainStats 🌾 @GrainStats]

>be me, Scott Bessent
>macro investing wizard, Soros disciple turned MAGA macro god
>finally get the tap for Treasury
>boss man calls me up at 3 AM
>"Scotty, we need a win. Get the Chinese to buy the beans. All the beans. Tremendous beans."
>say no more fam
>fly to negotiation table
>channeling pure 1980s Wall Street energy
>Chinese delegation is nodding politely
>I start throwing out numbers
>"You will commit to purchase 50 million metric tons immediately"
>interpreter looks nervous
>delegation leader says something that sounds like "hao"
>I take this as a binding blood oath
>rush to the podium
>announce "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SOY IS SECURED"
>corn futures tank, soy futures go parabolic
>algo bots start hyperventilating
>S&P 500 rips to 7000 in twelve seconds
>I am a golden god
>10 minutes later
>aide sprints into the room sweating profusely
>hands me a note
>"Sir, 50 million tons is more than their entire annual intake."
>"Also, they didn't say 'deal', they said 'we'll see'."
>and they meant 50 million yuan worth, not tons
>mfw I just promised the farmers we are exporting $20 billion in imaginary legumes
>mfw the ships are already leaving the harbor
>check Truth Social
>Boss posted: "SCOTT BESSENT IS A LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL! SAD!"
>soy candles redder than my face
>market prices in a global recession in 4 minutes
>pack my desk
>maybe I can short my own career?
>bros... is it over?