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[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@ColoradoDOT any idea of what is going on with 285 northbound, south of FairPlay?

[Arvada Police @ArvadaPolice]

Arvada Police need assistance in locating a missing 9 year child. Jasper is 9 years old last seen at the Majestic view playground located at 8880 west 72nd avenue at approximately 440pm. Jasper is wearing a black ball cap with white triangular logo and a black T-shirt with anime character(s) on it. Please contact dispatch at
720.898.6900 with any information.

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

12:28am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Marginal Risk: late this afternoon and evening across parts of northwestern Nevada into southeastern and central Oregon https://t.co/TgJgC6cQZw

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

This runner’s lane rule is one of the worst in sports. It rewards a bad throw. Like, Spikerman is what, four inches from where he started, as if he can completely control that as he sprints to first? It is horrendous.

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@CoorsBanquet you BARELY got the text on the can correct. 🤣

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@ChefRobRainford we have been watching old episodes of License to Grill, our 3 year old is such a fan he just reads your cook books casually now.

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@cfitzfox MSU with a “quality loss” they should ease move up to #1!

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@Eddie_Rado BYE has been tough to beat all year!

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 is one of the reasons you come to Oklahoma.

#BeatTexas

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@Rockies #budblackback

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@KylieBearseWX @9NEWS when your kid wants to have a snowed in baby shark party but you also have to adult and shovel.

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@BattleBots Hydra won fair and square!

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@bakermayfield just threw that TD, my son (Connor) just started yelling “Go Baker Go!!”, over and over!!

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

@ESPNFantasy McCaffrey looks to be coming off IR and could play tonight, play him with confidence or keep Gaskin in as RB2 for one more week?

[The Dad @thedad]

SON: daddy how far away is the moon
ME: oh it’s really far away
SON: can we go there?
ME: no, it’s so far away, very few can go
SON: so it’s as far away as Disney world?
ME: almost yeah

[ESPN @espn]

How it started: How it's going:

[bretmelton @bretmelton]

Google already has the #Lakers winning, not yet Google!

[Steven Raichlen @sraichlen]

7 dishes to grill in October. Yes, there will be pumpkin. https://t.co/ikZEuPhytG

[Thomas Catenacci @ThomasCatenacci]

What?

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

TGIF!

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