Brett

suh

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

if you’re funny enough in school they let you cut burning trees for a living

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Stock market crashed? Bummer. Luckily I am extraordinarily bad with money and have zero savings, no investments, and own absolutely nothing. Just had a feeling that willfully avoiding developing any semblance of financial literacy for 26 years would pay off eventually

[averyyeen @averyyeen]

I LOVE RED 40

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

hello storm

[EEEEVIL CAT !! @pidgeonlyving]

i can’t fix you. but if you ever want to take a 200 mg edible and pretend that you’re a plushie, i have a spot on my bed.

[Briar🦋(hot librarian era) @binabees_]

Never related to a post about immortality more. 😭

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

I think it’s time to switch to tighty-whities

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

bouta get so high the voices come back

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

this dude on my fire crew and I have been bonding through pushups and farting in the truck. that’s masculinity, bitches

[Brett @Brett2cool4u]

think I wanna start posting all the dumb shit that pops into my head again, I’m ready

[beanhowitzer @beanhowitzer]

it is little known that deer have beam weapons

[CocchiDeer @CocchiDeer]

Sorry you had a bad day. You can touch my antlers if you want

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

ok well. im playing on the swings so..text u later

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

Chmeese