wrestling fan

maintaining the status quo

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

an orange is a sweet juicy fruit locked inside a bitter peel

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

somebody just slammed their car door into mine and then yelled at me for being rude when i told them it's fine the cars beat up already

christmas energy is different this year

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

i've hated tulips and beanie babies for so long now thank god i have something else to turn my vitriol towards

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@JFreshHockey i assume Anders Lee doesn't shine on the analytical side of the game, was hoping to see him if only for one of the neat write ups you did for each player

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

"honey a heat wave is coming we need to pack up the kids and get to walmart NOW" -way too many people

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

if the islanders got blessed with injury timing like tampa we could have devon toews and lee for this series but it's way better to be lucky than good

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

new hobby is taking my entire extended family to the grocery store, blocking an aisle as i decide between the twelve brands of the same thing, and then i turn around and look shocked when i see half the store waiting on me to move

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@emmaboutilier never would of thought i'd be dealing coke in the broad daylight, but life finds a way

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@emmaboutilier i've got the eating kraft dinner at 8am part down, just looking for a night shift job now

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

props to dustin rhodes for actually ending a match with a canadian destroyer

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@dannycantalk @CountDankulaTV i'm sure you made this tweet in good faith, you can tell by the way it isnt

[Discord @discord]

We wanted to do something special for those who couldn’t attend PAX East with us.

RT + follow us by 3/8 for a chance to win everything pictured (yes, gaming chair IS included)

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

i don't know how it happened but dustin rhodes might be my favorite wrestler ever

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

wack that the hardy boy's are getting hate when frank disarmed an atomic bomb once

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

ayton was an easy pick for the suns considering booker is doncic but better

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

byleth reveal live

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

funky looking sneasel

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@WillTheGameGuy thanks for the warning but unfortunately for you, i cannot read

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@alienmagicman @Brittan52828319 @thegirlinline i wouldn't give you the sludge even if i had buckets, probably makes me a bad person but that's the way i feel

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@thegirlinline @alienmagicman @Brittan52828319 well, i've heard of a recipe in some of the more unsavory parts of the internet, but i wouldn't trust that, i personally would seek out the ancient masters of sludge making, but there is said to be only three alive

[wrestling fan @brett_irl]

@thegirlinline @alienmagicman @Brittan52828319 to be expected if he did not use void mechanisms to dull the orbs power