Brett Dunlap

Father, Husband, Cancer Survivor (for now…) #cashapp $brettata | All tweets are my own and not the views of my employer and for the most part are satire.

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

@keithedwards It’s true. I died in May

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@RepJackKimble What the fuckin fuck?

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

It's actually mind-boggling that @JDVance would say Watergate would be a "10 hour story" today.
Just to review, Nixon's aides authorized a break-in of the DNC HQ to install bugging equipment--in a caper foiled by a night watchman, who called police. They then enlisted the CIA to mislead the FBI that the break-in was related to a probe of malign foreign actors.
The entire operation was paid for by a slush fund controlled by the WH.
The WH also enlisted the IRS to probe hundreds of Nixon's political enemies.
The AG, the WH COS and several other top aides all were convicted and served time for their involvement in the crimes and coverup.
Nixon was caught on his own secret tape system conspiring with them but was pardoned a month after he resigned by his successor, Gerald Ford.
That Vance thinks this would be a "10 hour story" today speaks volumes about the moral and ethical degradation of the Trump era.

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

@CherieBeneteau @The_MadTinkerer Then you should claim exempt on your W-4 instead of voluntarily funding them. You’re bitching about something you have control over.

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I’ve spent $20,000 this month, and honestly all that I have to show for it are tan-lines and maintenance on two vehicles.

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@Jade_Smiles I’ve been told sometimes it doesn’t fit that easily 🤷‍♂️

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@amylcris Why didn’t you become a trillionaire or billionaire pay it yourself? Why punish success or want a handout? If you can’t afford it don’t buy it?

Also, isn’t homosexuality a choice? Tell your son to be gay and get the gay scholarship.

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

@KimDoro7686 @Fightflix_ 93.6% of sexual abuse offenders are men. In the world where 1 in 3 women are abused, and she’s standing in a room full of potential abusers.

That’s the world. The real fucking world Karen. But what do you know?

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At this point it’s only fair that @jalenbrunson1 gets half the rings when they win. Half of the points on his own with 86 on the board already puts him in history books. Add the pressure of it being the final finals game…

Absolute legend. #KnicksIn5

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@elonmusk How can you say this can’t be debated?

There’s 4x more of a chance you’ll encounter a white person than a white person.

56% percent of white people live in mixed race neighborhoods, so 44% hardly even have a chance to encounter a black person.

So many other factors play in.

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@7why__ydm Yes, and 4.

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@erntopia @muheediva01 We had the same childhood. I still miss Ponderosa 😞

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@muheediva01 Field trips

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@Jade_Smiles @sipbabyk 🤣🤣🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

@Nanotech2555 @GratianIII @_InfoGram_ I heard $300 billion if you count the money to help rebuild their infrastructure after bombing it all. So we spend money on the weapons. Then, spend money on rebuilding what the weapons destroy. So conservative.

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@RepNancyMace Did your phone really autocorrect “Presidency” to “death penalty”

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

Honestly the hottest woman on earth. I don’t know how Netflix found her before I could divorce Kelsey for her.

[BADDEST LAWYER @IfunanyaDelilah]

is she trying to kill us??

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON.

NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran.

MAGA:

[Brett Dunlap @brettataaa]

@QueenFPS__ 👀