Brett Marynn Wulfson

photographer, tv/film production, comedy writer #actuallyautistic

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

Wow @parksandrec sweetums has definitely branches out! Finally.

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

Happy #AutismAcceptanceMonth please DM me back.

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

Hey @AmericanAir, I’m a disabled autistic passenger and you’ve made my meltdown worse today. This is embarrassing as hell for me to share but I’m so upset at the lack of help from your chat staff. Please try to help us instead of dismissing us or way up charging us. #disabled

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

And THEN closed the chat on me while I was still trying to ask a question. I wish I had booked with @AlaskaAir or @HawaiianAir they’ve never done this to me #AmericanAirlines #alaska #hawaiianair

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

@AmericanAir I DM’d you.

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

@BradLoekle @chrissyteigen @Delta Stop telling strangers on Twitter that you want them to be separated from their kids and then deleting it Idk? @chrissyteigen @AppleTV

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Hey @amazon @PrimeVideo, did you know that one of your “comedians” said this earlier today? @BradLoekle @chrissyteigen @thelxdesigner I am appalled that anyone would wish for parents to be separated from their kids. Just so you know. This is someone you’re streaming.

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

Happy Channukah 2everyone except this asshole @bradloekle . The man ur attacking, @thelxdesigner is prob the best dad I know, so, I kindly ask you to check YOUR blue check privilege (tho thankfully I’ve never heard of u) & maybe NOT wish fathers be separated from their kids. F U

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

Me: Look, I don’t hate any character enough or think any of them are stupid enough to vote for-
Also me: frollo from hunchback, Jack from into the woods, and the goddamn snitch from Moulin Rouge (also sorry prob Buddy the elf)

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

It’s okay honey, show me on the calendar where #DaylightSavings hurt you.

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@zachbraff fantasy land “adult entertainment” right next door (seriously) 😂 perfection

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@deanie_babies Right? A sigh of relief for a moment.

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I will always remember where I was today when I found out that he lost. Love wins. Character is important. Black Lives Matter. #bidenharis2020

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

NO MORE HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

8 more years of @MayaRudolph please @nbcsnl kthanks

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

“The emperor has no clothes”

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

The year 2020 as told by #Hamilfilm:
•"In the living room stressing”
•“Honestly, it’s kind of draining”
•“I hadn’t slept in a week”
•“I am the one thing in life I can control”
•"Fuuuuuuu-"

[Brett Marynn Wulfson @brettcreates]

I’m going on an apocalyptic picnic and I’m bringing ____________
#apocalypticpicnic

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Let's be clear: it is wrong and illegal to use federal property and taxpayer resources for partisan campaigning.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

so trump is stealing the election? fucking up mail in a pandemic (in addition to other blatent voter suppression) and thats just it? we’re just going to let him/them? truly confused

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I have a joke about this format but it's not funny