Brett Hawson

Head of #BusinessSystems • #SaaS • Putting the customer's front & centre since 1993 • Leader & mentor • Views & opinions are my own

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@chiamakaafc Sterling

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@shairnn 50

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@baharkarakrt x = 6, y = 0.5 and xy = 3

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@UpdatingOnRome I heard your grandmother was in the same baby cage as your grandfather when he died.

She succumbed to her injuries and a broken heart a few days later, when she heard your grandfather had died.

I’m sorry for your loss.

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@Crazymoments01 @MattWallace888 Alex, I’ll take $500 for things that never happened.

It’s a t-shirt numbnuts. Not a truth serum. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@brexit_sham There is an MP at my local who thinks he’s so very clever. We call him Stupid Lee.

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@mikegalsworthy Wait until someone tells him what they eat in China…

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@SenseCommon1000 @mikegalsworthy Homer Simpson is more intelligent than this clown. 😂

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@Dr_R_Strange You go girl! ❤️

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@elonmusk Millions of immigrants go to the US to improve their lives - you are one.

Thousands of Americans are arrested multiple times and murder. Are you saying if someone isn’t an immigrant it’s ok to murder?

There are going to be outliers in every facet of life. Stop being a prick.

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@tailsdogfood I love it when I order 5 x Medium Dog Dental Dailies only to receive 3 x Small and 2 x Medium.

I get it’s not a huge price difference, but you do this to 1000 customers and suddenly someone is quids in. 👀

#Annoyed #TailsDotCom #NotSoHappyPuppies

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@LeoKearse Great Story Racist Bastard!

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP on Nadhim Zahawi “We’ve always been very clear about cutting taxes… just not from who”

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Nadhim Zahawi’s story about his tax affairs doesn’t add up. After months of denials, the truth emerges.

His position is untenable. Rishi Sunak must dismiss him from his Cabinet.👇🏻

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@YodelOnline very poor delivery of our @tailsdogfood this month.

Your delivery guys need to be more careful.

#TailsDotCom #TypicalYodelService #PoorDelivery #Dogs #DoBetter #OutOfPocket

[. @jdpoc]

I make no apologies for reposting this picture of Billie Piper every time I see it because it’s worth it, and because Laurence Fox gets really upset by it. RT if you like it too.

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@askesure Yeah, I don’t think so. A quick check and I can find 33 companies with better price than your renewal.

I’m not chasing you for discounts. Your price should be the best you can do. If I need to do the running around it might as well be with someone else.

#DaylightRobbery #Bye

[Brett Hawson @bretthawson]

@askesure how can an insurance premium increase by 67% for no reason? No claims, not even a phone call to you guys in 12 months.

£297 last year and now your renewal is £497. Thanks, but no thanks, time to move on.

#DaylightRobbery #Bye #Esure

[Amy Wright @QEMrsWright]

Men:
Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!!

Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself.

⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

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