Brett Blake

Documentary and Comedy Producer. Worked for/with @TremoloDocs, @roughhousepics, @funnyordie among many others. Formerly Senior Creative Producer @TheOnion

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What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start! To a movie about underwater lawyers.

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@LADWP any updates on power outages in 90026?

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@LADWP @thekleschprince Power has been out again since 3am in Echo Park

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Now y’all panickin’ /
Headaches gotchu poppin’ excederin/
Got your sword out. But u actin’/
like u were Errol Flynn

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[Eminem freestyle]
This cannabis got me eatin' ham n' cheese sandwiches/
and brandishin' /
firearms at puppies, old folks and mannequins

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‘Oh no! Not that man again!’ /
You can sit on it and spin
Ask your mother how I met her /
Like Alyson Hannigan

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Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t get the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident prosecutor

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“Adolph Hitler. Willing to shave.”

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Busta Rhymes and Spliff Starr are the love story of our times.

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Prank call idea: call random # in the middle of the night saying that you’re calling from the front desk of a hotel 50 years in the future and that the person’s future self ordered a wake up call to their past self for this exact time and date.

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Let’s get ready to muuuuuumble!

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New tongue twister suggestion: Blues Clues Booze Cruise

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Climate change solution pitch: put loads of ozone in the paths of tornados and let them do the work for us.

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Breaking Bread and its delicious spin-off Butter Kale Salt

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VFX peeps know it’s not the size of the package, it’s the motion of the graphics

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“Yesterday” was a hard word for John Lennon too, which is why Paul sings the song solo

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Obi-Wan: How did you find me?

Grand Inquisitor: We checked the Galactic Yellow Pages, under Kenobi

Obi-Wan: Fuck. Knew I should have changed my last name too.

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Banned from my local Arby’s for life for “causing a disruption” by screaming “Chef! Corner! Beef! Yes Chef!” at customers, employees and passersby.

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@DevDell Congratulations my friend!

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@bizmichael Punctuation is near to cleanliness which is in the approximate area of godliness

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What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start! To a movie about underwater lawyers.

[Brett Blake @bretthblake]

If a therapist in LA asks how you’re doing, it’s best to respond with a pitch. This week I’m doing “Succession meets Ted Lasso”