Brett Hiker

Comic, Mountain Man, Filmmaker (just a grip), “North America’s Sweetheart”

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

I believe a dog carrying a comically large stick should have the right of way in any and all situations

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Maestro is an amazing film if you wanna see Bradley Cooper do a spot on impression of a person you’ve never heard speak and are only vaguely familiar with

Plus the prosthetics make him look exactly like Carl Bernstein

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Working on the set of The Penguin all week and let me tell you… the Bronx doesn’t need a whole lot of set dressing to become Gotham

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Recently I was given the privilege of working on the stages where they filmed Citizen Kane, High Noon, Gone with the Wind, and Blame It on the Bellboy

[Vail Comedy Festival @vailcomedyfest]

#2023 @BrettHiker: comedian, or as he likes to call it, "chortle-monger." His fans love his incredible stories from his days working on Hollywood sets.
Submissions are open for the upcoming Vail Comedy Festival, May 24-26, 2024. Link in bio!

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

@gest_w3 @Arda I came here to ask the same question

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@RazorLou @eliyudin I thought Year One was gonna win an Oscar 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

PICKLE BACK THEORY:

Dill pickle juice is one of the best chasers for whiskey,

And rubbing alcohol is one of the best chasers for sweet pickles

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Apparently most of my act is now just pointing

Thanks @nckhlmby & @bouldercomedyshow for the pics @ Rayback Collective https://t.co/foDYLzPsNK

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Asheville! Your boy is rolling through THIS SATURDAY to host for @BrettHiker !! Show starts at 7pm, BE THERE!

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Why does every person from Boston act like they just broke out of a noogie filled 30-year headlock?

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

@KevinFroleiks Jordan Peele owes me $54

[Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan]

Saturday 9/10 8pm! Comedians Power Hour at Hi-Dive Denver w/ @shanetorres @BrettHiker David Gborie and more!
https://t.co/qrUP9euA6W

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

@RazorLou “I can’t believe you don’t wanna see it. It’s really funny. David Cross is in it. There’s a scene where he says his mom puts too much Parmesan on the pizza cause she has palsy. It’s really funny. You should see it.”

-Razor Lewis, 2002

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

@RazorLou I have distinct memories of a 19 year old RazorLou (“Razor Lewis” at the time) defending Men in Black II to me in 2002

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

There’s a reason the people who made up the Bible decided to make Hell “HOT". An earlier draft described Hell as “COLD", but everyone just kept butt-fucking.

Then they edited it to say:

“actually Hell is more like NYC in August”

and then most people put their pants back on

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

@vailcomedyfest @tugboatsim2019 Looks like I’m holding drugs
(or one of those astronaut ice cream sandwiches)

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

My general cadence during summer is just a 3 month Danny Glover impression where I replace “old” with “HOT”

[Vail Comedy Festival @vailcomedyfest]

Flashback to featured comedian, Brett Hiker @bretthiker,joking it up at Vail Comedy Festival 2022 Venue,Bridge Street Bar | https://t.co/IdXwh260LF
#biglaughs #vailpass #comediansofinstagram #comedianscomedyclub #comediansclub #comedynight #vailvillage #vaillive #vaildaily

[Caylee @2kaRask]

I didn’t hear Jon Cooper complaining about “too many men” when it was time to circumvent the cap

[Brett Hiker @BrettHiker]

Craig Berube looks like he should be taking deposits at Gringotts
#StanleyCup #coloradoavalanche #STLvsCOL #stlouisblues #StanleyCupPlayoffs