Maestro is an amazing film if you wanna see Bradley Cooper do a spot on impression of a person you’ve never heard speak and are only vaguely familiar with
Plus the prosthetics make him look exactly like Carl Bernstein
#2023 @BrettHiker: comedian, or as he likes to call it, "chortle-monger." His fans love his incredible stories from his days working on Hollywood sets.
Submissions are open for the upcoming Vail Comedy Festival, May 24-26, 2024. Link in bio!
@RazorLou “I can’t believe you don’t wanna see it. It’s really funny. David Cross is in it. There’s a scene where he says his mom puts too much Parmesan on the pizza cause she has palsy. It’s really funny. You should see it.”
-Razor Lewis, 2002
There’s a reason the people who made up the Bible decided to make Hell “HOT". An earlier draft described Hell as “COLD", but everyone just kept butt-fucking.
Then they edited it to say:
“actually Hell is more like NYC in August”
and then most people put their pants back on