Brett Markievich

Stand Up Comic/Writer/Actor. I like skateboarding, yoga, 420 and 🍄🍄

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Fuck @CanyonPizzaPSU. #cancerbefore calories

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Stop dancing white people. Please

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Mark Hunt fight what's good nigga

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Shitty tats and Snapchats #word

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

The squad is alright nigga, the squad is alright #wechillin#stonedtothegills#Tuesday#getdown

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

"Dumb bitch tailing you? Use big words"
-My roomate

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

What is sleep though???

[FOX Sports: UFC @UFCONFOX]

Cody Garbrandt vs. TJ Dillashaw confirmed as co-main event for UFC 213
https://t.co/yUtkjafqYh
#UFC

[Bellator MMA @BellatorMMA]

ICYMI: Watch @rafacarvalhomma flatten Melvin Manhoef with a head kick knockout!! #Bellator176

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

OMG OMG OMG THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FAKE NEWS! PLEASE HAPPEN! THIS WOULD BE FUCKING G BANANAS!!!! https://t.co/uqIj54oAAP

[Bas Rutten @BasRuttenMMA]

This might be the biggest fight in MMA today. https://t.co/1u8hPmOrrq

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

@FillWerrell @sydneemark @SuppaMsuppa24

[Dale 👽 @ryledale]

That kick #UFCHalifax

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Woah https://t.co/zQ2RqTKTIB

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

If you truly love who you're with, everyday is Valentines Day. Appreciate each other always not just on holidays #imsingleanyways

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

Men that wear towels up to their nipples cannot be trusted.

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

@NicoleDrinkH2O I really dig it, normally I think compassion is the best option but this is an exception. Burn it all down

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

@NicoleDrinkH2O that's fucking brilliant

[nic @NooPasaNada]

Love didn't trump hate... so now it's time to smash the state.

[Brett Markievich @brettmar0311]

@sydneemark https://t.co/eEqyTIl0wu