GigaBrett

I'm always either tired or hungry. Or tired and hungry. Life is hard. My tweets

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Axl Rose has really mellowed out over the years

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A dog in Thailand spent the morning chewing on a live hand grenade.

Some people were shocked.

Every dog owner just nodded and said, "Yeah... that sounds about right."

https://t.co/SQLFutXCCL

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

MY wife and Ican't agree on the plural for scrotum.

SCROTAE - her
SCROTUMS - me

scroti, scrotices, scrotumses?

Maybe it doesn't get pluralized and it is just "scrotum" whether there is only one or a dozen.

Don't Google it, but drop what you believe it is in the comments.

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Charlie Brown didn’t just lose the football.
He lost his grip on reality.
The Charlie Brown serial killer theory is here to ruin your childhood one holiday special at a time.

🎄🏈🎃🐶

https://t.co/a1g2TVRQBy

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The Louvre lost its crown jewels. A guy in California hoarded LEGO heads sorted by facial expression. Both are proof that humans will risk jail for collectibles.
https://t.co/geXy71oRhM

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We went full sci-fi and 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡. AI cheating in college got so bad that schools are ditching laptops and bringing back blue books.
We built machines to write essays, and now we’re all hand-writing again.
Dare to read the full madness: https://t.co/jUe7oHw3wC

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The books in the Subservience movie are not random props.
Isla reads Alice in Wonderland and names the AI after it.
Maggie reads Tender Is the Night right before losing control.
I paused and hunted down every frame.
Full breakdown here:
https://t.co/jMQnqEbmGb

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Cryonics: the dream of immortality.

Reality: freezer-burned baseball legends, maggot buffets, & Russian brain heists.

The *cryogenics scandals* are colder than the corpses. 🧊

👉 https://t.co/0bCMREZGel

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

America doesn’t need stricter borders. It needs stricter manners.

My latest post: socks with sandals = deportation, spaghetti kids = citizenship revoked, and shopping cart crimes = banishment.

Read here 👉 https://t.co/4aGIqpnnst

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@Reiichi0937 @Cora_Coding Thank you. I explained the problem and she said, "I can see the issue. I can fix it." Then she asked for payment.

Since she was never actually in my account, I knew something was up. I stopped talking to her.

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

@Cora_Coding A few people have sent me your way for help. I hope you can. Yesterday, my Facebook page stopped letting me post.
https://t.co/mKwYdt4KP2

But I don't know why. I have no violations against my account. And every support link I can find takes me nowhere. What do I do?

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

A Japanese train staff member bowed to an empty Shinkansen car and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

Was it a cult? A haunted train? A respect ritual? I investigated, overthought it, and blogged the meltdown.

🚄 https://t.co/YplikWHEID

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Nothing illustrates people's expectation of me better than my mother walking into my ex-wife's funeral, seeing me sitting there and preemptively pointing at me to BEHAVE.

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@Fact I have to. That scar she left on my face is pretty evident.

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Folding laundry isn’t “adulting.”
It’s laundry.
Stop giving yourself a medal for buying eggs.
Full rant: https://t.co/1HUONCPq8W

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I am the Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack of obscure references.

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Tipping culture 2025 is out of control. Self checkout kiosks. Ultrasounds. Wedding dress shops. Even kids’ birthday parties. Tip creep is real, and this rant has the absurd receipts.

Read it here 👉 https://t.co/TiOawqxNRa

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Mr. Rogers vs. Pee-wee Herman: Who wins in a no-holds-barred brawl?

I fact-checked the sniper rumors, insulted some puppets, and handed out imaginary bruises.
Read it before someone yells the secret word:
👉 https://t.co/Jk8gm4xZO9

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Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne dying within days of each other proves one thing: the afterlife is finally launching its buddy sitcom. It’s called The Cosby Bat Show. Wednesdays at 8, followed by reruns of Touched by a Goth Uncle.

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Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne dying back-to-back feels like God hit shuffle on 80s pop culture.

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Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne dying within days of each other? Someone clearly tripped the ‘Odd Couple Death Algorithm’ buried deep in the simulation settings.

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

Just watched Ballerina and now I believe in fantasy—because no rookie assassin should be wiping out pros like she’s John Wick on speedrun mode.

Brutally honest review here 👇
https://t.co/zwOCKmJAB7
#BallerinaMovie #JohnWick #MovieReview #TotallyUnbelievable