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and, boy, are my arms tired.

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@aaronminnis @GenePark "What happened to our country" is a bunch of morons elected a grifter. This is what that looks like.

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@tuuu28283

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@Lschnecken @miavonmilk @anthonyzenkus Did I say I wanted to read more of your stupid bullshit?

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@miavonmilk @Lschnecken @anthonyzenkus Every fucking time.

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@nypost I loved James Carville's work on Blue's Clues.

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@bfk6whr2md @MyHeartStinks Nowhere. It is AI.

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@HellcatBruce @mgubrud You are literally fighting against the left right now.

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@SamQuinnCBS The Celtics are actively trying to trade him while straining their relationship with him. Why would other teams overpay when it's the Celtics' doing?

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@nypost Your "news org" is beyond parody at this point.

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@JaShermer @nazzobetweeting Our healthcare system is fucking atrocious and also Europe should invest in air conditioning.

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@Sho_Unsub I hate the Flamin’ Hot trend so much and it’s been going for like ten years.

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@lalovestrump I love Bourdain but that dude fucking hated LA and spent half an episode talking about Sizzler.

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@hank_buckley @creamcitymigu3l A ghost kitchen that uses AI photos.

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@alecmets2011 @DNastee14 @nickyburgerzz @creamcitymigu3l You tip a couple bucks if you're feeling generous for carry out. Who the fuck is tipping 18%?

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@blueyedcole @Mrmiked42 Personally I would like to think tourists are not all complete fucking idiots.

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@Ravenismeee Break into my apartment, prepare to be blinded.

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@elsathora @3YearLetterman It's because of his cool hair.

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@kreise23782 @ClaireMPLS Centrist Dems have been doing that pretty well all by themselves.

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@lasergoat3d @LeahRay44 @Crackfamilia82 Offended by somebody quoting the statement but not the guy who said it lol all right

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@LeahRay44 Well that was a great way to tarnish all the goodwill you've built up the past few weeks.