Brett Von Diesel

Blackout enthusiast | Meat smoker | 3x state edge champ

[Rachel @jonesie17]

I can only imagine the masterpieces being created in Wildwood boardwalk tshirt shops at this very moment

[Joel Crenshaw @CrenshawJoel94]

I am an ass guy if they’re in clothes/undergarments however a tits guy when they’re fully nude

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Do all black people have tinted windows or are they just that hard to see

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Why is this album 9 years old what the fuck

https://t.co/ndnhtpx8EF

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So good without that faggy vocal filter

[nathan 🇵🇸 @moveimemo]

what the fuck is this shit

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Someone tell 21 Savage it’s over

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Sometimes there’s more red than brown and you just gotta call it a day #realshitter

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

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@jpegmafia @BoofAssociate

[moi 🎃 @moimette1025]

what if instead of pack a punch it was called fap a punch and instead of upgrading ur weapon for 5000 points it would jack you off for 5000 points

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Sporks are a very Israeli utensil

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Kill yourself.

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Philly cheesesteak at Sheffield Wednesday (@swfc)

💷 £5

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#iputon

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@mike__huncho I didn’t even want pic creds tbh

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I should not be subject to the opinions of Nigerians on this app

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@BoofAssociate I mean we haven’t even scratched the surface of SMTP

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Real people!

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

They wrote us off. We flipped the script.

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@_hammer007 No tits but I’ve got a nice pair of stompers I could whore out online

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How the fuck am I supposed to make $80 by November