Brett Cohen

Unfiltered: No Shame, No Regrets, Just Me. he/him

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

The way I'm not even Catholic and still carry so much guilt is straight up not fair

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@mkopss That is actually so important!

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@emilyofchicago And I oop

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

My newfound life's purpose is watching the videos of Blue Ivy dancing in the Renaissance tour and offering constructive criticism for how she can improve, then when she does improve, sending it to all my friends and saying that it's thanks to me.

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

*Googles* "soft pretzels near me"

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@mkopss Ooo a party later? Can I come?!

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Whoever is in charge of the Old Navy Twitter deserves a raise! This has me dying 🤣

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

She is stunning!

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Bartender: "What would you like?"
Me: "Could I have a hot tea?"

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Major props to Taylor Swift for having a set list that's 44 songs long, because once @angelaaacruz and I sang a song for all 50 states in one night and, yeah, that shit was hard.

[William Yu 유규호 @its_willyu]

IF YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO GIVE ME THAT STEPHANIE HSU ENERGY WHEN I GET MY WINS THEN I DON’T WANT IT ✨

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Been getting a lot of "oh Brett said he would do that" this week at work.
Listen, I say a lot of things and I cannot be held responsible for remembering what I've agreed to.

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@Simone_Biles

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Accidentally opened the Duolingo app for the first time in months and within minutes I get this email ����
Y'all the owl is no joke! Pray for me and my family!

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Why did it take this tweet for me to realize it's called minimum wage because it's *supposed* to cover your bare minimum life necessities?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, a minimum wage worker should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

The only thing keeping me from a breakdown right now is the gyro that I am waiting on from DoorDash

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Two different men paid for my meals today. That's some power right there.

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@mkopss Definitely asked a guy last night if he was a Scorpio. And you know what? I was right.

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

Nevertheless she stayed on that grind

[Brett Cohen @brettybrett48]

@mkopss What happened that one month in 2017???