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Triathlete magazine called me 'Succesful'. That was a misprint. Too slow to be sponsored, too fast for go fund me.

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Companies that make running shorts: SHOW A PICTURE OF THE LINER INSIDE THE SHORTS ON YOUR WEBSITE

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Moving soon. Drinking a lot of cooking wine to clear out the fridge. Unsure how I feel about this but...'highly caloric' comes to mind.

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What's more worldly than having lederhosen ship from Pakistan to southern California?

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So Cal weatherman currently...

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At that price?

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@darkusmalarkus 🤮

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Where do you all get the audacity?

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Does PETA have an official statement on the Jurrasic Park movies?

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@darkusmalarkus You should probably leave that durian in the car for a few days and let it ripen

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Remember when reverse eating videos were a thing? I miss that.

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Dad: Kevin Bacon and John Hamm are brothers....also both jewish.#DadFact

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Uh-oh, the 49ers’ 5th string quarterback is George Santos

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@AaronWebstey I may not understand but I support.

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Sooo....AP classes were a waste of time.

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Finishing a 50k trail run, only to find out the medal is the same as the kid's fun run...

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https://t.co/0vd0Q8Revs

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@bbculp @IRONMANtri Can we title it "Not so Nice"

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @ashley_8123]

One by one I’m watching all my friends get married, buy houses, move cities, get promotions. And meanwhile I’m just here in some weird, random gray area going absolutely nowhere and doing absolutely nothing.

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What's scarier than a large cockroach corpse in a light fixture? Going to clean it and it's gone...