KC Stoyer

I want long hair like a mermaid.

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@ooliviagr Girl how ya gonna call us middle aged?! Certainly we aren’t there yet 😂🫣🫣

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

Just a gentle remind that @UHC is fucking evil. Deny an appeal because not within the 180 day window when I didn’t even get a bill until 2.5 months ago. Fuckkkk right off.

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@ooliviagr @OnlyInBOS Oh, this one hurts 😭😭

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@Joseph_Fasano_ So usher it in, let the grief win, it’s love turned inside out. -Donna Ashworth

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@SaraBollman Set up automatic withdrawal to a high yields savings account. At least a couple hundred a month and don’t touch it. The amount of surprise costs that popped up just blew me away in the beginning.

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

I need everyone to watch this Ashley Madison documentary because I am losing my mind over the christian vlogger dude and I gotta talk about it 😂🫣

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@AshleyGWinter When we had no family close and no friends who could step in, my partner and I often split the days. Like I would take babe to the morning peds appt and he would take the afternoon shift. That with a semi flexible work helped make it work.

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

Still relevant lol 😴🥱

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

Literally nothing makes you feel like you’re losing your fucking mind more than weeks straight of your screaming baby at bed time.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

could y’all imagine if we stopped selling waffles lol

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

@misssashleyrae Solidarity. My youngest has been brutal.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

How is it that @NoahKahan is almost a decade younger than me but writes lyrics so beautiful they rip my soul open nearly every fucking song?! JFC. #StickSeasonForever

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hang it in a museum

[KC Stoyer @brewerkathryn]

Can’t wait to watch the Swiftie Bowl next weekend. 🏈🎤

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We are 6 months into 2024 and it's still January.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

January 1st: it’s gonna be February before you know it.

January 75th:

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[The Associated Press @AP]

Ohio voters have approved a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to an abortion and other forms of reproductive health care. The outcome adds to a string of wins for abortion rights advocates in numerous states since Roe v. Wade was overturned.
https://t.co/jzBGyd4xtu