Shaun Funk

Cook, gardener, maintenance man and maker of memories.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

I picked up a penny off the ground today. Normally I won't bother over a penny, but it had two dimes next to it. #standards #21cents

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

The number of steps you get is not going to be on your gravestone. #mamafunk

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

@afunk247 It might kill you

[Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler @ElayneBoosler]

SCROTUS finally served a good purpose. By example, showed France what they'd get if they elected an unqualified bigot. #frenchelection

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

It's like a drunk is driving the bus & we're all just staring at each other bc 27% of the passengers like how he drives.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Ppl who wanna do nothing abt a gun culture that killed 280k in last 10yrs demand we do something abt refugees who've killed 0 in last 10yrs.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

"I've seen people destroyed by #fakenews and it's absolutely unfair," #TrumpPressConference

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

If basmati is the king of rice, Le Sueur is the king of peas.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

I haven't been to my Doc in a while. If they want to classify me as a "New Patient" can I charge them for my prior records?

[Sunset Weather @sunset_wx]

After receiving nearly 400 submissions, we are down to the final four! Voting for the #SunsetWx Photo of the Year begins tomorrow evening.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

Clemmons, NC @sunset_wx

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

If you want to turn away #SyrianRefugees b/c you're Christian and they're Muslim, just know that you got the 'they're Muslim' part right.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

In 1 yr Ben Carson went from seeking jobs he's not qualified for to declining jobs he's not qualified for. And they say evolution's a myth.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

@afunk247 who do I need to follow for lingerie photos?

[Anna Funk @afunk247]

until you are a victoria secret angel, you should keep your "professional" lingerie photos off insta

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

I'm pretty sure I've become one of those old people who wears running shoes all the time and never runs.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

I'm going with Facebook until I start drinking. Then it's all Snapchat.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

Hallmark channel and chill.

[Shaun Funk @brewfunk]

I'm already good at telling. I want to get good at asking.