bri

football and freckles. play like a champion today. 🏈☘️

[Chris Finke @SlipperyFox10]

Notre Dame has won more games than every team in the country. Best team in the world right now.

[bri @bri3034]

Buttered toast is an elite lazy adult meal.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

and I hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day and something reminds you you wish you had stayed

[bri @bri3034]

@sarcasm_scrubs Any change is scary, take the jump from the safety net 💕

[bri @bri3034]

@RobbieBarstool @BarstoolRia Straight to jail

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

uh oh smiling at a man’s texts again!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

lately when I go out the energy is very much fun mom who gets to go out on the town once a month and gets wasted off two wine coolers but she’s having a good time so everyone is cool about it

[bri @bri3034]

My favorite badge reel has a crack in the plastic and I’m going to have a mental breakdown when it breaks.

[zach snyder @zsnyder23]

one week until i let a college football team determine my mood for the next 4 months

[Dora’s big sister @Dorasbigsister]

I hope every “look at the sky” girl finds a “let me take this sky pic for her” guy.

[5 GOATs @5GOATs_]

Notre Dame’s uniform reveal might be better than the actual uniforms 😂

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Can we normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

The best revenge is no revenge. Move on. Be happy.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am way too judgmental to be on dating apps cuz I’ll write people off for the silliest little reasons? caught myself saying “ugh no I could never date a man named todd” and swiped left. didn’t even look at him. saw todd and said Nope!

[bri @bri3034]

@plastic_baggy17 Or like you haven’t had a sip of water in hours and your body is craving water hahaha

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

the feminine urge to say “it’s okay” when i’m hysterically crying

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I feel like dating is like exposure therapy? you just keep doing it until you no longer feel like you want to die whenever someone asks you how many siblings you have

[bri @bri3034]

@soupintheircan So I got a new car recently and I just has a defrost button and you don’t change the temp at all it just does it’s thing but it blows crazy hot air so sometimes when I’m chilly I flip it on for fun. So my answer is hot air. 😬