bri

[bri @bri_beach]

editing my bitmoji on company time

[bri @bri_beach]

summer camp admin is just being exposed to the crunchiest e-mail adresses imaginable. 48 years old and I’m reaching you at [email protected]

[bri @bri_beach]

need an ex husband for aesthetic purposes

[bri @bri_beach]

pussy from a girl who listens to NPR car talk

[bri @bri_beach]

@kukuinut3 Polk ‼️

[bri @bri_beach]

don’t look up is about how scary it would be if we had a woman president

[bri @bri_beach]

run some tests on how I got to be clinically off-putting

[bri @bri_beach]

can one of you STEM bitches do a punnet square on how I inherited the mansplaining gene from my father

[bri @bri_beach]

the feminine urge to find the most ornate fork in the proc utensil holders

[bri @bri_beach]

@lizahasthoughts I’m slouching toward bethlehem y’all need anything?

[bri @bri_beach]

I’m glad Britney is free but I do think probably someone should be peer editing these insta posts

[bri @bri_beach]

Thank you all for bringing your hot dads to campus.

[bri @bri_beach]

Hometown tinder is purgatory I just swiped on a guy named tuna

[bri @bri_beach]

Depop currently being hit with an unfathomable amount of “cuomosexual” merch

[bri @bri_beach]

Retweeting again. For my mental health

[liza @lizahasthoughts]

Yea so I’m like a creator now....

[bri @bri_beach]

I’ll be drunk just googling words like what does pernicious mean

[bri @bri_beach]

@brand0m0 Just killec a woman with my car and let my lover take the blame outside the Middlebury 1920s ice cream parlor

[bri @bri_beach]

@idiotgirlll hot! now make ur bed

[bri @bri_beach]

this is bottomless margaritas talking idk y’all

[bri @bri_beach]

seussical is pro cop