liza

who puts a Twitter bio? me. I do. I work in a bookstore, I’m hot, I like speaking in a British accent and I can read very well and I do a lot.

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Foucault this Foucault that. Let’s talk about the theory of how I’m so hot

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@Grubhub You learn something new everyday

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Liam Payne, Democracy and now JJ Maybank… smh

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@girlwhoisnormal Lady Gaga

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift brings Travis Kelce on stage at the ‘Eras Tour’ in London.

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The worst thing to come out of the Barbie movie is girlfriends applauding their boyfriends for going with them. He should want to go….

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Sat down at the gate going to Burlington and some person is reading Never Let Me Go by Ishiguro next to the most UVM coded mf I’ve ever seen so I KNOW I’m in right place

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Currently stalking him on Goodreads

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@whoapossum I love following this

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I’m glad I got Taylor tickets cause if I didn’t I think I would be feeling the deadliest FOMO of my life

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Being friends with men and working with children means I don’t think anyone has ever listened to a word I’ve ever uttered

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@SaraNAhmed I’m working on a zine on the Feminist Killjoy for my final senior project. Any chance you have an extra copy of your book I can read? -A US Gender Studies Major

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My water bottle is my Chekhov’s gun

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Did y’all know Avatar 2 stole the whole idea of a boat ending scene from OBX season 2. Yea mhmm

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Every night I am forced to walk by the Proc guy doing his Rubik’s cube and every night I have to hold myself back from just grabbing it and solving it

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I feel like we didn’t have time to prepare for Halloween this year

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Top things I hate that give the same energy:
White lie parties
The game never have I ever
Cards against humanities

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@sicktrickcalin You fucking liar

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Haven’t we as a society moved past high schools putting on Addams family?

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Whoever said conGRADulations first must have felt like they changed the world

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Sometimes there’s a will and actually no way (me getting a boyfriend)