bri ⚞•⚟

who is elon mush

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Rest peacefully Dolly, thank you for the joy and the music and the example you set for us all ❤️

[pastaya @realpastaya]

I WAS ON AO3 BEFORE THE WATTPAD MIGRATION

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Poo myself butt tonight queen?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[mariana @girlsdamaged]

you can yurify yaoi but you can’t yaoify yuri #truthnuke

[bri ⚞•⚟ @bri_c03]

@AmazingPhil literally how broski what happened 🫪🫪

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[bri ⚞•⚟ @bri_c03]

@NoahKahan @MikeyGrabBags noah what is happening

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Mitch McConnell’s last words: “Lindsay Graham survives…”

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to Chili’s

[brenn ⚞•⚟ SEEING DNP 9/12 @deadboycrows]

dan and phil are younger and more beautiful

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.

What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.

Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City.

[bri ⚞•⚟ @bri_c03]

@fadeddnp rn i work activities in a nursing home but im thinking about going back to school to maybe study history 🙃

[s✩fia @GRUFFDADDYPHIW]

dan and phil got me LOOKING FOR A JOOOOOOB WHAT THE HELLL 😭😭😭

[Hannah ⁷✩ | HLT 9/11 💜🩶 @dnpstardust]

manifesting circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 I will get 🕯
meet & greet
🕯 to the hard 🕯️
launch
🕯️ tour 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️

[bri ⚞•⚟ @bri_c03]

@skyisnotonfire_ i blacked out so i barely remember it cause i was scared but it was so worth it !!!

[Han @cursed_frog]

If dan and phil do the podcast while on the road I hope they do what trixie and katya did

[rowan 🦇 @dnpmademegay]

me, unemployed: yes i will buy dan and phil meet and greet tickets