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[jess @ripcowstoenails]

girl just go to an orgy wtf are they doing

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮🪽 @jswiiis]

Les blancs et leurs thérapies « spirituelles »qui coûte le smic y’a vrm des gens qui y vont genre????

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

@ineffabilium I want to wear shit like this but 1- I don’t think I can pull it off and 2- SPENSIVE

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

Guys how to do I dress like a teacher while still looking cool and butch 😭

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

@ineffabilium THATS HOW I DRESS NOW AS A TA but I need outfits that actually look teacher-y for my mainstream placement

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

all the teachers I work with are women who wear dresses and floaty tops I have no inspo

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

@danielhowell DANIEL. SOME OF US WORK 9-5 AND CANT BE ON PHONES 1:30 is evil!!!!

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

I wonder when he’ll realise…

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they really thought everyone was gonna gaf like i’m in tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

I need someone to teach me how to punch not because I want to commit any violence but like just in case you know ?

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

you’re actively implementing laws that endanger trans people how fucking dare you

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Happy Pride Month from all of us at the Labour Party!

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

fuck every single American who voted for him or who didn’t vote at all how the fuck did we get to this point

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

misophonia final boss: the elderly

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

old people love to berate young people about our supposed ‘lack of’ manners then proceed to slurp up tea and chew biscuits in the most mouth-open, earth-shatteringly loud way like close your mouth babes your dentures are going to pop out if you keep chewing like a fucking horse

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

also training to be a teacher next year so long sleeves and bottoms forever while I’m at work rip

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

want more tattoos but don’t know what tattoos I want

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

anorexia as a fashion piece making a comeback is a recession indicator

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

Drug deaths have increased every single year for the last 13 years, that number continues to increase under labour’s power. And yet here Labour are, somehow making it the green party’s fault that they continue to do nothing to prevent needless deaths….

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

Using a videos vulnerable people who are in that positing WHILE YOU ARE THE PARTY IN CHARGE WHO CPULD HELP THEM to shit on a party who are campaigning to help those people is a really interesting way to try to get people to vote for you.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Zack Polanski doesn't want you to watch this...

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

‘Radfem’ finding new creative ways to call a woman ugly… so radical of you

[jess @ripcowstoenails]

spent the day after valentines walking around ikea and barker & stonehouse with my future wife planning our future house together 😌😌😌😌😌😌