Brian Copeland

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God damnit. We can't ever have anything nice.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt on July 4?

[Niles Francis @NilesGApol]

https://t.co/R0HO0zhVdG

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I just saw someone refer to Donald Trump as “Pervert Hoover” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[Renee Libby @ReneeLibby95084]

Look, I’m all for that fat orange fuck giving a 45 minute speech in 107° heat. He thinks he’s invincible, so let’s just watch him prove it.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This you?

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage of all the times that Donald Trump accused others of using their public office to make money. Donald Trump's net worth has almost tripled since he took office. Everything he accuses others of is an open admission.

[cow @cowincrisis]

never flying @Ryanair again

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Mitch McConnell’s final wish to the paramedics performing CPR was to be dumped on the side of a golf course next to Ivana Trump.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

She’s so real for this 💍

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[okthen @okthen263]

this doesnt work because as a faggot i would definitely send this to someone ironically

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Mitch McConnell trolled RBG on her death bed by releasing the list of nominees he intended to replace her with. He and Trump did that after she had ask McConnell as a personal favor, to wait until after the 2020 election had passed. I just thought you people should know that.