You need to request for a photo of how your Gen Z damsel is dressed before she gets out of the house. Otherwise this young creatures can embarrass you, they have a very weird taste of fashion.
The life of a man lazima ikuwe na failures whether you like it or not because at one point, you will make mistakes. So don’t beat up yourself or become suicidal when things go south. Tulia, assess situation and remember? Its never too late to start again wiser.
Ignore the ebola story for a minute
Completely ignore the national prayer breakfast at Safari park hotel
Read Finance Bill 2026
Reject Finance Bill 2026
Men,
Your work is your source of income,
Your source of income is sacred.
The source of your income is not the place to prove your sexual prowess,
Zip up while at work.
Don't sleep with colleagues or employees.
Respect your source of income.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
How to know if you are a simp
- apologizing
- double texting
- using dysphoric emojis ( 😭😢😞)
- explaining yourself
- begging her not to leave
- looking for excuses to forgive her sluttery
- buying flowers and chocolates
DO NOT BE A SIMP
#MasculinitySaturday
Arsenal can't beat Bayern
Arsenal can't beat Leverkusen
Arsenal can't beat Inter
Arsenal can't beat Sporting
Arsenal can't beat Athletico Madrid
Don’t forget that Athletico/Simeone has never lost a knock out game to an English club
Athletico Madrid will go through at the Emirates
Arsenal got the easiest routes to the final
Arsenal can't beat either Bayern or PSG in the final
Arsenal can't win the league
Arsenal will drop points
This is the worst season ever
Corner FC
Set-piece FC
Haram FC
Bottlers FC
Let's wait till December
January
February
March
April
City topped
Arsenal have bottled the league
Manchester City will never drop points again
This is the best season ever
Manchester City dropped points
If Arsenal wins the league, it'll be the worst season ever
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Hapo kwa iyo kamama lightskin nakwambia gate ikifunguliwa namna hii ni mimba pap! Ndio Kabla kagundue sina pesa kachange mind,meli imeshaang’oa nanga. Na unajua mimba ya maskini aitokangi,anawesa ruka ata kutoka 2nd floor lakini mtoto bado amekwamilia kama Ruto statehouse. Pawaa!
Once we are done with registration you have to tell us who we will vote for.
This week we registered almost 150k new voters, keeping in mind that the EMVR haijaanza.
Once we are done with registration, who are we voting for?
We know who will vote out.
ARE WE READY TO LEAD?
Na ukizeeka huwa unapata wisdom sana. Si mchezo. As you age most of the things you deemed necessary when you were young now become very unworthy of the effort you put. Na ndio maana mungu hawezi itikia tupite miaka 150,because everything in this world will bore you. Sasa kama sahii najaribu kuona umuhimu wa hii kitu tulikua tunaita bubbling naona hakuna. Bubbling ni hii msichana alikua anainama chini kama anaosha vyombo,alafu unakuja nyuma yake na bluetooth unataka kuconnect,lakini haiconnect juu hamko kinùi. Sasa hiyo ilikua inanisaidia na nini kusema ukweli. I dont even see the need of going to a kinyozi where women wear short skirts to entice you. What for? Kama sionji sioni haja. Wacha niende kwa wakihara ata kama ananukanga mdomo asubuhi akikupuliza kichwa unaskia kutabika. Age is wisdom buana