Brian Jones

Special Assistant to Bruno Delavigne, CEO of the Delavigne Corporation.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

thank god the #worldcup has finished, we can all concentrate on the #horseriding

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

golly gosh, just received a sackful of love letters in the post. 8 carrier pigeons came a-cooing this morning.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

#3thingsthatshouldnthappen@work: cleaning man hoovering my feet, horatio's monkeys pooing on my manbag, ufo landing outside the window

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

An Italian Air France Flight attendant friend came over for a Real Madrid style tapas last night showing his new iPhone http://bit.ly/13NZOa

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

An Italian woman who missed Air France Flight 447, which crashed in the Atlantic, has died in a car crash http://bit.ly/13NZOa

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

#toptieknots four in hand, half windsor, windsor, shell knot, ascot. plus this one, just for fun http://bit.ly/3DwyX

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

golden gate bridge, international orange, detective bullitt, starfleet command, delavigne corp HQ #thingsisawonmyridetowork

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

@JoeDuck I'll be rooting for you, have you perfected any trick shots or are you going in paddle ablaze?

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

@HardBatClassic classic soundz, classic clothes, classic logo... my service game ain't up there yet, maybe I'll make it to vegas next year!

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

very much hoping Bruno will get me a new iphone this evening...

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

mixed up Bruno's in-tray and out-tray. oops. invoices have become outvoices, outlays now inlays, Bruno will be outcandescent with rage.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

anyone's cup of tea, that is.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

three cups of tea and I'm anyone's.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

it's a fine day... to picnic or not to picnic?

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

Attending the Special Assistant Festival Expo (SAFESEX) tomorrow. So excited! Hopefully coming back with some tea-making and massage tips.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

Kills for the day: 2 Kalvin Krime spies and a stray seagull, Stink should be credited with the last one, but I applied the coup de grâce.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

The ficus in the reception area is wiltering. Should I water it or fire the intern?

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

@edwardthemoon bless you!

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

lent Kevin 2 dollars, he said it's to help for a new eye operation.

[Brian Jones @brianajones]

screening phonecalls - Bruno can't be with you because he is dead, at the moment.