Edward Moon

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@a_arnon 2-0? Are you sure you didn't go to a soccer game by mistake? Were you scalped by a scalper?

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Aching to get started with the day's meetings.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Might watch the Italian job tonight.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

#@richmorning Perhaps Willie the Wailer could use you as toothbrush? That should get the toothpaste out while also giving you a good clean!

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

It's weird how Americans say 'restroom' and Brits say 'toilet'. In either case, I'd leave it 15 minutes if I were you.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Where does captain jean-luc picard sit when he's not working?... In a holodeck chair.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@BrunoDelavigne Well if he sings in a choir, he's probably all right. I'll get on with those ink cartridges... after I've made a nice cuppa.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@a_arnon and a_arnon = Spy? Who are you? Information about photocopying operations is highly sensitive - did Bruno give you clearance?

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@BrunoDelavigne I love quizzes! Wednesday = day, February = month, Mississippi = river.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

H-E-L-P!

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Wish I could feel smug like a celebrity twitterer. But these finance reports don't photocopy themselves... think a cup of tea is in order.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

puked. it was still a lovely meal.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

What? Just because I'm on twitter doesn't mean I have to eat like a bird, cheeky! ;-)

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Ate too much as usual... Lucky my legs are hollow (as well as being abnormally long).

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@brianajones Thank you, Brian! Now help me push my head back through the floor. Sorry about the hole by the way.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

Sneezed. Banged my head on the ceiling.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@BrunoDelavigne Interesting offer. Especially as I already work as an intern in your perfume company. Any chance of a raise by the way?

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@BrunoDelavigne begging yours Sir..! I think I spelt both 'flew' and 'flu' correctly... Will gladly be beaten if I'm wrong.

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@BrunoDelavigne Brian has fled. I told him to get in the car, but he was too scared and ran into the crowd. Perhaps he's gone for Loblaw?

[Edward Moon @edwardthemoon]

@HannahBenedict the bird swine flew now the pig swine has flu too