Bri Nash

Love you forever, Dad❤ 🐻⬇️

[Bri Nash @brianalynnnash]

From my BA to my MA. With or without you dad, I’ll always make you proud. Love and miss you more than ever💙

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[Amy @AmysGotBirds]

My advice? If you see a good deal on ground beef at the grocery store, just say neigh.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

It’s almost like hiring unqualified people is a bad idea

[tate brown @realTateBrown]

“Did you see what Candace said abo-“

Dude. A big fight just broke out inside Poland’s Wroclaw Zoo. Not the time.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop.

Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world!

VOTE ZOHRAN!!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Dude keeps poop and porn in his pocket. Won’t be taking advice from him.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

50th ranked in education, btw.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

There it is.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

[iratus mater @mmerumphius]

My only cleaning tip is have people over regularly. Have tried all the organizational things over two decades, but the only thing that really matters is not going too long between hosting opportunities.

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

How is Trump worse for the economy than a global pandemic that killed 20 million people

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Only people who hate America will have a problem with this.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I miss that scarf.

[Maine @mainey_maine]

He invested in the youth and put resources in the community. It’s scientifically proven if you do that crime goes down.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN: The man who built the ICE-tracking app just dared Trump’s entire administration to come for him.

“Go ahead. Demonize me. Demonize the app. It’s called the First Amendment, look it up.”

That’s the energy. You don’t need a badge or a bench to defend the Constitution, sometimes all it takes is a server and a spine.