Brian Doney

I wear paperclips because I'm too poor to afford chains. I tell jokes and still haven't failed enough. You may find a comedy CD here:

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

The record is many things, and reminiscent of the lost art of the hip-hop album skit; masterworks of which include Dr. Octagon’s 1996 “I Got to Tell You,” De La Soul’s 1991 “WRMS Radio Skits,” Wu-Tang Clan’s 1993 “Yo Meth, Where My Killer Tape At?”

https://t.co/Eb5e9XXe68

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

Hey @AskDEHH I just got this crazy review from NPR where I got compared to Wu-Tang sketches which is awesome! What are your thoughts, @kennithbinge @IamModestMedia ? Love the classic reviews and I love being able to vote on what you guys review. Keep it rollin'

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

The record is many things, and reminiscent of the lost art of the hip-hop album skit; masterworks of which include Dr. Octagon’s 1996 “I Got to Tell You,” De La Soul’s 1991 “WRMS Radio Skits,” Wu-Tang Clan’s 1993 “Yo Meth, Where My Killer Tape At?”

https://t.co/Eb5e9XXe68

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

Someone in a comments section of a podcast called me an ugly dishrag which he meant as an insult but it's like why would you hate on the only thing that lets you cum in it?

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

i’m just going to leave this here. have at it birds 🦢 🦅 🦃 !! https://t.co/DlqVgtqYQT
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#albumrelease #comedygold #disstrack #roasttrack #fuckalexlacey

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

Yo Twitter the Wrong album is coming! And here is a single from the album that you can DOWNLOAD today! Ch-ch-check it out!

Blue Dream (Sketch) https://t.co/nR6Muu8IiR #iTunes https://t.co/Oc97IeMazR

[Myke C-Town Ⓥ @mykectown]

Whelp. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

hey twitter. I hate you. love Brian.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down “sorry, my dog DID my homework” then went back to sleep thinking “you’ve done it again”

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

Calculated.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

describe Plankton & Karen's relationship in 1 word

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

last night I dropped a punchline that got an audible, “Oh, shit!” in the recording. I’ve been replaying those three seconds over and over...
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THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS RECORD YOUR SETS OPEN MIC BITCHES
#comedyfirstandalways #WednesdayWisdom #openmic #standupcomedy #jokelife

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

Spent the last days of Summer on an adventure with lu_lupine in #denvercolorado @ Historic Downtown Manitou Springs Colorado https://t.co/b87EREprgV

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

after a year of hard work the conference in Dallas is over and got featured in… https://t.co/Ccixyh7QfS

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

If I was gonna design a workout t-shirt it would be comedy themed and say, “No pain. No funny.”

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

meet Spike. I’m pet sitting him this weekend along with getting some much needed zen writing done. also feeling cute today 🤷‍♂️
#bronx #lizards #comedy #writersifinstagram #comediansofinstagram #platinumcomedy… https://t.co/7AQ3HJPoJA

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

uhh @chancetherapper can we admit that we’ve taken more than a few mis-steps? Where the god was Ye? 😅

[Tyler Evans @tylerevansokay]

🇨🇦: insulin manufactured for around $6
🇺🇸: insulin manufactured for around $6

🇨🇦: insulin costs $32
🇺🇸: insulin costs $300

Americans are dying because of the enormous greed of the pharmaceutical industry. We have got to end their greed.

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

@JIDsv I know I’m late but I’m here and I’m here to stay brother. You’re the future keep it you and I’m excited to watch where you’re going.

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

just listened to Rap or Go 2 the League and @2chainz better be a feat. on the next project Kenny project or at the very very least another collab album.

it’s what the people want! #facts #raporgototheleague

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

[At the gym.]

Desk Person: It’s been a while!

Me: Yeah, I’ve been busy I haven’t had much time to obsess over my body dysmorphia lately.

DP:

Me:

DP: Okay, well enjoy your workout!

[Brian Doney @briandoney]

No contest why’d ya put Edddie Murphy on here? He’s funnier than the other three combined. 🤔😆