Brian Garcia

GPTing

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spanish goalkeeper in the world cup finals 😂😂

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

MLS highlights hit different

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

think butt fumble… but 10x more embarrassing

[Alejo @bjs_alejo2]

Debe ser horrible no tener Twitter en época de mundial.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Good move not to have played Saka for a single minute of the semi-final to keep him fresh for the prestigious bronze medal match.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Olise has the under.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Amazed England fixed their DNA so quickly.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Amazed England fixed their DNA so quickly.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Reads like a Nebula Award winner opening.

“I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Tuchel after England scores.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

This is on Tuchel.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

The only possible result when England decided to turtle

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Rogers just did a Sorloth #WorldCup

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Spence with the tackle of his life!

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Whoops. Instant regret

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Gordon is consistently getting into the right position, but then promptly makes the wrong decision/dispossessed.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Gordon is consistently getting into the right position, but then promptly makes the wrong decision/dispossessed.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Pickford is gonna do something dumb isn’t he.

[Brian Garcia @briangarcia]

Reece James looks terrible.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

What Dembélé will see every time he turns around today

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

Hear me out: FIFA should let every team on Earth into the World Cup

-Start with geographically based groups
-Spread the matches out over 2.5-3 years
-Have the top 32 or 48 teams from those groups meet in a single country for one last tournament to determine the winner

Thoughts?

[FOX 13 Tampa Bay @FOX13News]

Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Warrick Dunn is joining around 100 single moms and dads and their families at Innisbrook Resort in Palm Harbor to celebrate nearly three decades of his charity assisting single parents become homeowners. https://t.co/Uobf6eDb1e