NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire)

🤢 Official Don’t Call me Shirley. No seriously. Please don't DM me and address it to Shirley. It's not the only way I can feel alive anymore.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

Hey there haters! Just wanted to let you know that I welcome your feedback and appreciate you keeping me on my toes.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

wave

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

An FBI agent who was on trial for attempted murder in Montgomery County was found not guilty, and there are still many sales to take advantage of for the holidays. Here's the News4 Rundown: https://t.co/0bd8UYpz5I

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@FrankConniff turning my crank

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@TezFunz2 What other drugs should @RockstarGames add? Cocaine is a no-brainer. Heroin? I'm not sure what that looks like in terms of gameplay (maybe make it so it's really hard to stand). bath salts?

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

I have intrusive thoughts in the form of terrible jokes.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@FrankConniff I don’t get this joke but I’m sure it’s hilarious.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@gwh @theHillisHome well there goes my plans for the evening

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

We need to shut down letting recently divorced men online until we can figure out what's going on.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@RockstarGames @TezFunz2 how’d we do on the 2 tril

[@rob-sheridan.com on BSky @rob_sheridan]

Many of you sent me that spectacular AI art of "Jodorowsky's TRON." I felt inspired to take a stab at the concept with some other properties. Step into a dark portrait of the human psyche in...

Jodorowsky's FRASIER

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@jbouie it’s okay to be wrong sometimes

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@elonmusk no it’s not.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@Tweetermeyer Ironically a horse actually is full self driving

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@atomic_victoria we're potty training right now so roughly the same or worse.

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@Tweetermeyer :((

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

with @extrafabulous

[Stu Watson @stuwatson]

“Apocalypse Looming”

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

I can’t wait to not be verified anymore

[NOT Brian Holcomb (Satire) @brianholcomb]

@harper 40k lol