Brian the Tank Engine

A cheeky but really useful engine who lives on the Island of Delmarva.

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland Same, but NES.

[Advokat Milos_G @Milos_G]

@secretsqrl123 There was no battle of Kiev 😆

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland @nrpaladin Ya better be gettin into a bag of that All Dressed...

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland Haha thanks, but the train did most of the work 😀

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland I mean who doesn't want the cool hat and to be able to shout "All Aboard!" Plus Railroad Retirement pays out better than social security 🤑

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland I got you on the employee referral! That job is pretty sweet. It's 25% scanning tickets with an iPhone, 68% telling people to keep their feet off the seats and 7% memorizing random numbers that you rarely use.

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@kjwilby913 Always gotta keep a nice box...

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland Sorry it's taken me over 7 hours to react 😅

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@thatkaufmanguy Titfuckers

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland @taylorand Where is it? Ain't no pudding f'ed up enough that I won't eat...

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@Annamoon25 @Grumpytowne I just googled what zaddy meant

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@Annamoon25 @Grumpytowne As long as we can get an Obi-Wan Kenobi candle too.

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@theycmeeroland

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@kjwilby913 I'm just saying last week's "2022 In Memoriam" videos were released WAY TO SOON.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Thoughts and prayers for the rival dad across the street who just missed trash pickup 3 days before Christmas.

[Brian the Tank Engine @brianjenks]

@Annamoon25 @kjwilby913 There are two old nuggs on the back too

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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