darker23

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COYG

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Life Before Fabrizio Romano

[Tamil Football Podcast @tamil_football_]

When the pressure is ON, you need Champions on the pitch. Not some random mid table player

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

If you're against demonstrations, then why are you demonstrating?

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips.

https://t.co/PAI9LD01nI

[Eric @amerix]

Another comes here to tell us,

"Africa is our business,"

But when an important African business was happening on African soil, he was in Europe, eating lasagna like Khlestakov, the deceitful character in the play The Government Inspector by Nikolai Gogol.

Liars!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Gabriel Oguda.

[Dougy @__dougy]

"I take a day at a time
Hoping that all of this will be over
And a step at a time
Hoping He will show up nikiomba..."

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Trump paused USAID when he came to power and said, “Africans should handle African problems.” I wonder why the US wants Kenya, an African country, to handle their Ebola problem.

Tafakari

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Give Kang'ata flowers!

A fire broke out at Gacharage Girls Secondary lakini Murang’a Fire & Rescue responded haraka sana wakawaevacuate students na staff safe with Zero casualties.

When things are working, you don't need pressers to tell Kenyans they're working.

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[STF @tekinsaeko]

"Kenya is capable and prepared"

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

Rivals are acting like we lose our prem if we lose the CL final, this ain’t vegas

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Let's be serious

[Nina🩷 @Ninah_2_5]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[C. @ArsecaI]

City were top of the league with 5 games left and finished 7 points behind

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

Today I miss out my travel to China because of lack of funds. For now I remain determined in my training.

[PANDEV🧘‍♂️⚽️ @Cyberjoe19]

“Put Bruno in Arsenal and they win the league”

Nah man…. I’m good with Norgaard, put Bruno back in your team and win the league 😂