Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”
What a mindfuck.
You’re a burglar, but you only steal things things to slightly inconvenience your victims…
What are you stealing from your significant other?
Me first:
Phone chargers, air fryer.