mike

[mike @mikegouger]

@espnmma We’re good bro

[mike @mikegouger]

@MySportsUpdate Fuck you

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

This sport sucks lol

[mike @mikegouger]

Knicks are down by a million and their fans are blaming the refs ?

[mike @mikegouger]

Lights too bright for Wemby

[Collin @Cwaden5]

Pain

[mike @mikegouger]

@TalkinYanks This bullpen is dog shit

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[mike @mikegouger]

@TFG_Football All fair points but you’re leaving out the fact that trading him led to us being so shitty that we got Caleb Downs

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

Jerry Jones rolling up to his post-draft press conference with a frozen margarita in a tall glass — known around these parts as a CowboyRita — is just another little blessing.

[mike @mikegouger]

@WhatGoingDowney Probably the dude in the picture

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

April 22nd, 2010: The Dallas Cowboys draft Oklahoma State WR Dez Bryant with the 24th overall pick #DallasCowboys #NFLDraft

[mike @mikegouger]

@ryanwhitney6 Nowhere near as bad as Hughes dive earlier

[mike @mikegouger]

@rjchoppy Ref show

[mike @mikegouger]

The most unserious franchice in sports

[Jane Slater @SlaterNFL]

As Jerry is distracted mid presser he tells us the President is walking in and sure enough. He almost tripped getting to him. Two Arkansas guys. Always something in Dallas

[mike @mikegouger]

Stars are begging to lose this game

[mike @mikegouger]

@Yankees @StarrCompanies $330 mil payroll and I have to watch Randal Grichuk

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 BREAKING:

DANA WHITE JUST ADDED DERRICK LEWIS VS JOSH HOKIT TO THE UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD!

(via @danawhite)