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Crime has a new face.

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@aoifemannion_ @ManCity Great news Aoife !
Great move Man City.

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There's a five year old child on the train who is either a genius or goes to a very good school - she speaks French fluently.

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Travelling backwards on an express train makes me feel like Captain Scarlet. #De-de-dum,de-de-de-dum!

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@aoifemannion_ Boom !

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@MayebeJames And yet you don't get my jokes.

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@teamactiveja "Get the Blackburn, it's got a brass screw"
I've only had to replace the batteries again - that's twice in twelve years .
What was i thinking?

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In a cafe, next to a St Bernard. He's getting all the attention. Takes the pressure off me for a while.

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I'm not saying I'm desperate for food but I've just eaten a Rich Tea biscuit.

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Just watching the remake of the Aled Jones classic - starring Hugh Jackman - Not what I was expecting. #TheGreatestSnowman

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Neymar dives too much, Moma used to say. #BRABEL

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@lauramaye321 Another father's day special

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#mensworldcup

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In the men's world cup of football, do away goals count as double?

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@celticgrabosan At last! Also hashtagreinstateplutoeveryonesfavoriteplanet

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Top food at Brighton's The Breakfast Club. @TheBrekkyClub

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@celticgrabosan Censored !

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@Thomstafford boom!

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@margaret_maye is going to enjoy Spamalot at Solihull Core Theatre so much In three days time that she is going to see it again tonight.

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Went for a canal run but got injured. Ended with a cold three mile walk back home - but I found a really good stick !

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Spamalot hits Solihull.
Come see it at The Core Theatre, Solihull - Tuesday 10/4/18 to Saturday 14/4/18 (matinee on Saturday afternoon too).