Brian Bailey

I do stand up comedy. I also volunteer at the Erie Maritime Museum. I operate a machine to pay the bills.

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Oh no! Alfred E. Neuman has been named in the Blechstein files.

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@TilllyNeonn lol

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@EricMTerrill1 You had to stop the steal.

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@AndrewHilaryUS

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@how_do_i_pdf @feetdaddy42969 It’s a dog eat dog world.

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@bannedcornczar It’s his toughest assignment, going undercover as a baby.

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@JEllulz I had a good day, thanks!

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@TilllyNeonn I’m actually a secondary cheese distributor, hit me up if you’re ever looking for rare and epic cheeses.

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@devicecontrol2 @Scoobydouchebag Wah-wah-WAH-wah-wah

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@poyotimebaybee “Jay, whatever you do, DO NOT try to rekindle it with Daisy!”

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@Scoobydouchebag What a sweet little baby.

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@falseroxy Many canine researchers have concluded these two are the best.

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@pukelidt @alshipley I have that gene that makes Dove Chocolate taste like Dove Soap.

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@EricMTerrill1 girl dinner

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@hell_doe It’s a layered relationship

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@TilllyNeonn Ah, you pulled a titan submersible on yourself.

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@Nill_kazis It’s kind of responsible that he snorted a stimulant to counteract the depressant.

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@wormbuxx I thought this was a picture of a recent guest at the UN.

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@ol_scarbrain I used to have a roommate we called Busted Dave.

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@facetedcarapace Cardiologists hate this one trick.